JOKES4U:blog of many more jokes

कलिको करामत

Administrator — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:31:51 +0000

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लौ हेर त कस्तो द्रिश्य! कलिले कस्तो नराम्ररी गाँजेको संसारलाई !

कार्टून : राजेश घिमिरे

फर्केर जानु

Administrator — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:00:09 +0000

एक पटक रामको घरमा केही पाहुनाहरु आएर बसेको एक हप्तासम्म पनि जाने कुरा नगरेकोले
राम पाहुनाहरु सँग)हत्तेरी! अब फेरी मैले तपाईंहरुको सेवा गर्न पाउँदिन कि क्या हो! फेरी तपाईंहरु आउनु हुँदैन कि क्या हो?
पाहुना : तपाईंले पनि के भन्नु भएको तपाईंले हामीलाई यस्तो राम्रो गर्नु’भो, हामी त आइ हाल्छौ नि !
रामको छोरो हत्त न पत्त )फेरी आउन त फर्केर जानु पनि त पर्‍यो !!!!!!!!!!

funny pictures (केही रमाइला तस्बिरहरु )

Administrator — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:00:37 +0000

here are some funny picture with us click here to see them.

यहाँ हामीसँग केही रमाइला तस्बिरहरु छन यदी तपाईं पनि ति तस्बिरहरु हेर्न चाहनुहुन्छ भने यहाँ थिच्नुहोस् ।

यो सडक हो कि रोपाइँ गर्ने खेत

Administrator — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:20:59 +0000

माथिको तस्बिर देखेर तपाइलाई के लाग्छ कि यो खेतमा किन गाडीहरु गूढी रहेका छन ? तर यो खेत होइन यो त पूर्व-पश्चिम राजमार्गको बर्दिया भुरी गाउँखण्डअन्तर्गत पर्ने अम्बासाको सडक नै हो । तर खोलाको माथी पुल नहुनुका साथै सडक पनि कालोपत्रे नगरिएकोले यहाँ यस्तै तरिकाले गाडी गूड्न वाध्य छन । गाडी गूड्न वाध्य छन ।

Attract the girls

Administrator — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:53:26 +0000

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What’s wrong now?""Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

in-laws

Administrator — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:48:55 +0000

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Titanic

Administrator — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:47:53 +0000

Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned…."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Hari : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Hari: Downwards… !!

race horse!

Administrator — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:45:01 +0000

At a cocktail party, the hostess overheard the conversation of a handsome gentleman and his friend. "Oh, I really love her. I adore her," said the handsome gentleman. "I would love her too, if she were mine," agreed his friend. "I love the way she walks, and the way she moves, and her eyes are a beautiful brown color." "You’re very lucky," said his friend. "And do you know what I like the best?" asked the gentleman. "I love the way she kisses my ear." "Sir," the hostess said, "I couldn’t help listening to your lovely words. In this day of divorce, I respect a man who loves his wife so much!" "My wife?!" said the gentleman, very surprised. "I was talking about my champion race horse!

lovers

Administrator — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:23:11 +0000

प्रेमीका – तिमी नभएमा म बच्न सक्दिनतिमी म संग कहिले बिहे गर्छौ ?
प्रेमी – प्रिय म तिमीसंग अवश्य विहे गर्छु तर पहिले मलाई अफ्नो परिवार संग सोध्नु पर्छ।
प्रेमीका – के तिम्रो बुवा–आमाले मन्नु हुन्छ त ?
प्रेमी – किना नमान्नु मेरो बुवा – आमाले मेरो निजी जिवनमा चासो गर्नु हुन्न । मलाई त मेरो श्रीमती र छोराको पो डर छ त !

प्रेमीका – तिमी बिहे पछि चुरोट पिउन छोड्छौ ?
प्रेमी – किन नछोड्नु अवश्य पनि छोड्छु ।
प्रेमीका – रक्सी र तास नि !
प्रेमी – त्यो पनि छोड्छु ।
प्रेमीका – बिहे अघि चाँहि के के छोड्ने विचार गरेको छौ नि !
प्रेमी – तिमीलाई !

प्रेमी – हैन ! तिमीले यो मिनीस्कर्ट लगाएको देखेर घरमा बुवाले गाली गर्नु हुन्न ?
प्रेमीका – अहँ ! गर्नु हुन्न तर आमाले चाँहि साह्रै गाली गर्नु हुन्छ ।
प्रेमी – बुवाले चाँहि केही नभन्ने अनि आमाले चाँही किन त्यती धेरै गाली गर्ने नि ?
प्रेमीका – आमा आफ्नो लुगा अरुले लगाको मनै पर्नु हुन्न ।

तरकारी बनाउन सकिन

Administrator — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:20:12 +0000

कराई भरी दुध थियो !

हजुर आमा भएर पिउन सकिन !

नेताहरुको पेट फर्सी जस्तो थियो ,

तर कहिले पनि तरकारी बनाउन सकिन !