JOKES4U:blog of many more jokes

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"

He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?"

She replies, "I don’t know if you’re the man to talk to …its kind of personal…"
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Two good friends got married at the same time. They went to a hill station together with their wives for honeymoon. They stayed in rooms opposite each other.

On the first night they had dinner together and were going back to their rooms with their wives. There was a power failure when they were in the corridor. (more…)

Two guys went to a petrol pump that was holding a contest: A chance to win free sex when you filled your tank with pertol. They pumped their petrol and proceed to pay the attendant and asked about the contest.

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Tom and Tina are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Tom says to Tina, "Tina, I was wondering-have you ever cheated on me?" Tina replies, "Oh Tom, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…" "Yes, Tina, I really want to know Please…" "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…" "Three? Well, when were they?" he asked. "Well, Tom, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Tina, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?" "Well, Tom, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. John came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can’t believe it! Tina, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me, Darling. I couldn’t be more moved. So, all right then, when was number3?" "Well, Tom, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of your club and you were 35 votes short…?"