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लौ हेर त कस्तो द्रिश्य! कलिले कस्तो नराम्ररी गाँजेको संसारलाई !
कार्टून : राजेश घिमिरे
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लौ हेर त कस्तो द्रिश्य! कलिले कस्तो नराम्ररी गाँजेको संसारलाई !
कार्टून : राजेश घिमिरे
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एक पटक रामको घरमा केही पाहुनाहरु आएर बसेको एक हप्तासम्म पनि जाने कुरा नगरेकोले
राम
पाहुनाहरु सँग)हत्तेरी! अब फेरी मैले तपाईंहरुको सेवा गर्न पाउँदिन कि क्या हो! फेरी तपाईंहरु आउनु हुँदैन कि क्या हो?
पाहुना : तपाईंले पनि के भन्नु भएको तपाईंले हामीलाई यस्तो राम्रो गर्नु’भो, हामी त आइ हाल्छौ नि !
रामको छोरो
हत्त न पत्त )फेरी आउन त फर्केर जानु पनि त पर्यो !!!!!!!!!!
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, (more…)
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned…."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship.
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At a cocktail party, the hostess overheard the conversation of a handsome gentleman and his friend. "Oh, I really love her. I adore her," said the handsome gentleman. "I would love her too, if she were mine," agreed his friend. "I love the way she walks, and the way she moves, and her eyes are a beautiful brown color." "You’re very lucky," said his friend. "And do you know what I like the best?" asked the gentleman. "I love the way she kisses my ear." "Sir," the hostess said, "I couldn’t help listening to your lovely words. In this day of divorce, I respect a man who loves his wife so much!" "My wife?!" said the gentleman, very surprised. "I was talking about my champion race horse!
प्रेमीका – तिमी नभएमा म बच्न सक्दिनतिमी म संग कहिले बिहे गर्छौ ?
प्रेमी – प्रिय म तिमीसंग अवश्य विहे गर्छु तर पहिले मलाई अफ्नो परिवार संग सोध्नु पर्छ।
प्रेमीका – के तिम्रो बुवा–आमाले मन्नु हुन्छ त ?
प्रेमी – किना नमान्नु मेरो बुवा – आमाले मेरो निजी जिवनमा चासो गर्नु हुन्न । मलाई त मेरो श्रीमती र छोराको पो डर छ त !
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कराई भरी दुध थियो !
हजुर आमा भएर पिउन सकिन !
नेताहरुको पेट फर्सी जस्तो थियो ,
तर कहिले पनि तरकारी बनाउन सकिन !